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Quote.338

Those who are admins may want to take a gander at Kon-Boot in case someone with ulterior motives and physical access to vital computers happens to stumble across this tool. Those who have ulterior motives, enjoy.

  • OSNews (kon-boot is a tool to bypass windows and linux administrator passwords)

Quote.320

Isn’t that what we’re all searching for in life – to document our anguish?

  • matt (in reply to a rant about ruby)

Quote.314

I think it’s slightly more dangerous to throw a spoon at someone than to hug them…

  • nys

Quote.313

There’s no | (pipe) sign in Morse code, thus making it difficult to port to Linux.

Quote.292

Any sufficiently complex technology is indistinguishable from broken

  • Me, inspired by the eclipse IDE

Quote.289

why so phallic, google?

  • me, while searching for python code coverage tools (specifically, “figleaf” and “pinnochio”). I found other things instead…

Quote.285

The only thing I ever use Lynx for is Googling how to configure X.org

Quote.279

How did I end up reading the ecmascript standard in order to print a T-Shirt?

  • Matt

Quote.278

I � unicode

Quote.275

Not to be outdone, Apple has pledged to send Justin Long to your house to charmingly condescend to you about his various abilities while still pretending to be your best friend.

Quote.269

The economy is slowing down. Buy delicious shoes in case you have to eat them.

Quote.227

I like it when they go BOOOM!

  • small child, watching fireworks

Quote.104

…because nothing says dictatorship like arresting people for eating ice-cream

Quote.90

A Distributed Shared Memory System With Self-Adjusting.. Wang

  • An unfortunate cropping of a research paper reference, lending itself to a rather amusing mental image. Also happens to be the the top google hit for “self-adjusting wang”. [source]

Quote.77

When the only tool you have is birth control, all your problems start to look like this thing you can maybe have safe sex with.

Quote.140

UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer said: “We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area.”

Quote.150

Any time i might ever have something to say in slashdot comments, thousands of geeks before me have said it, argued about it, and made crass jokes about its mother

  • (me)

Quote.149

Bootable media is for pansies!

  • me, in response to a computer’s accusation that I have none

Quote.169

I should go back to using windows - at least there when something doesn’t work, I don’t have the illusion that I can fix it

Quote.179

Wireframes: Much More Effective than Interpretive Dance

  • A wonderful title for a relatively unexciting article

Quote.212

Mondays are touching all of the ham…

  • Anonymous

Quote.211

I’ve always wanted to change my legal name to ;DROP DATABASE; and see what kind of havoc ensues…

Quote.217

perl is lossy compression for programming languages