I’ve been doing some browser-side javascript lately, and getting frustrated at the mess that is browser-side modules.. So here’s a tiny library that, given a tree containing javascript files, will give you a single javascript file containing all of the modules, as well as a commonJS require method to use in browser-side code. No more accidental globals, your variables are local and you just add your module’s public interface to properties on the module-local exports object.

Of course, it also includes a tool to grab all the javascript code of your own and that of your recursive dependencies, specified in a zero install feed.

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Quick hand count: who knows what String.split() does?

Most developers probably do. Python? easy. Javascript? probably. But if you’re a ruby developer, chances are close to nil. I’m not trying to imply anything about the intelligence or skill of ruby developers, it’s just that the odds are stacked against you.

So, what does String.split() do?

In the simple case, it takes a separator string. It returns an array of substrings, split on the given string. Like so:

py> "one|two|three".split("|")
["one", "two", "three"]

Simple enough. As an extension, some languages allow you to pass in a num_splits option. In python, it splits only this many times, like so:

py> "one|two|three".split("|", 1)
["one", "two|three"]

Ruby is similar, although you have to add one to the second argument (it talks about number of returned components, rather than number of splits performed).

Javascript is a bit odd, in that it will ignore the rest of the string if you limit it:

js> "one|two|three".split("|", 2)
["one", "two"]

I don’t like the javascript way, but these are all valid interpretations of split. So far. And that’s pretty much all you have to know for python and javascript. But ruby? Pull up a seat.

me: Hey node, how can I tell if my child_process.spawn() call failed before it even runs the desired command? Is there a return value? An exception? Maybe there’s an error event I can listen for?

node: Even better! Here’s an example from the documentation to do exactly that:

var spawn = require('child_process').spawn,
    child = spawn('bad_command');

child.stderr.setEncoding('utf8');
child.stderr.on('data', function (data) {
  if (/^execvp\(\)/.test(data)) {
    console.log('Failed to start child process.');
  }
});

me: Thanks, that’s… That’s just stunning.

(For extra points, this doesn’t even work if the child process inherits stderr, as my actual code does. Is this just a silly example from the documentation, or is there really nothing better?)

A few days ago I got a shiny new toy: a 3d camera from thinkgeek (I’d link to it, but it seems to have disappeared from their catalogue). I’m a massive fan of 3d photos / video, so it’s pretty cool to have a device that allows me to take stereoscopic photo pairs simultaneously (you can do it manually with a static scene, but those get boring).

Sadly (although not surprisingly), the quality is not great. The limited resolution is not really an issue given how you’re likely to view them, but the pictures come out awkwardly stretched to half the expected horizontal resolution. They are also pre-combined in a single JPEG, they are the way around for cross-eyed viewing, and the colour balance is frequently off between the two sensors (which can be really jarring).

Seeing a lot of manual photo fixing in my future, I set out to automate it. And thus stereoscoper was born, as a way to bulk-convert stereo images to other formats. Aside from the obvious geometry changes (the horizontal resolution and image placement), I also learnt all about histogram matching in order to make the colour balance consistent across stereo pairs. And in order to make animated gifs that match up nicely, there’s even an interactive mode where you can fine-tune the alignment of the image pairs.

In the wiggly-animated spirit of 3ERD (note: some images there are NSFW), here’s some fun we had in the park with my new toy:

(click to toggle each animation. It’s off by default to save your brain from having a fit ;)

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Update: Click the (stereo) link under each image for a cross-eyed viewing version.

So for a little while now I’ve been wanting to try an experiment, using Zero Install as a Plugin Manager. Some background:

• Zero install is designed to be used for distributing applications and libraries.
• One of its greatest strengths is that it has no global state, and doesn’t require elevated privileges (i.e root) to run a program (and as the name implies, there is no installation to speak of).

Since there’s no global state, it seems possible to use this as a dependency manager within a program - also known as a plugin system.

Happily, it turns out it’s not so difficult. There are a few pieces required to set it up, but for the most part they are reusable - and much simpler to implement (and more flexible) than most home-rolled plugin systems.

If you are interested in my defer work with async control flow in CofeeScript, you’ll probably be interested in Tame.JS. The guys from OkCupid have a history with this sort of thing, apparently they have been using a similar mechanism they built for C++ for years.

Tame allows for more explicit control over parallelism than defer, and is a pretty simple mechanism. Contrasted to Stratified JS it seems to be simpler and more interoperable with existing javascript codebases, but also has fewer features - Tame.js is at a similar level to defer, while Stratified JS offers additional features like promise values (strata), parallel composition, alternative composition and more.

Regardless of which you prefer, it’s good to see people tackling the problem despite the common wisdom seeming to be that there is no problem (or worse, that it can be adequately addressed with libraries alone).

As usual, there’s some good commentary going on at hacker news. There are even a bunch of people wondering when such a useful mechanism will arrive in CoffeeScript ;)

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